Rules to follow, rules to live by:

• NO CHEATING.  If you are caught cheating, i.e., using unauthorized scripts, configurations or other types of cheats, you will be evicted from the LAN and permanently banned  from all future Bragg Fragg events.
• Ask for help when you need it from the people in charge. Unless we're playing rogue spear, then don't bother us with your little problems =)
• Don't mess with anyone's equipment or belongings unless they ask you to.
• Don’t bring illegal stuff (guns, drugs, hookers) onto our network or into our facility. Offenders will be shot on sight and their hookers will be confiscated.
• If you don't want people poking around in your system then don't share your files. Also keep file sharing to a minimum during tournaments. If you got lagged during a  tourney cause 5 guys mobbed you for your mp3's then you wouldn't be very happy, extend the same respect to other gamers on the network.
• We, reserve the right to amend the rules at any time without notice... Hey it's our LAN...
• And Finally, If your are ejected, for breaking the rules then no money will be refunded, you will not pass go, and your tournament scores will be stricken from the record..... Oh and we'll do our best to humiliate you in front of everybody....

Disclaimer: Don't mistake levity for insincerity, behave yourself or you will be asked to leave.